Quotes
Here are a few of my quotes (many documented in the Pirates of the Caribbean) - please give credit where credit is due upon using these lines in public.
Thanks,
Captain Jack
- The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
- I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
- Well Mr. Turner, I’ve changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
- “The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.” It has such a lovely ring to it…
- A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
- Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
- When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.
- You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you?
- Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
- Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
- Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
- Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
- Well, yes mate. See, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
- You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move.
- The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
- Seeing as there’s two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
- The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
- I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
- I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
- Elizabeth… it would never have worked between us darling. I’m sorry… Will… nice hat. Friends… This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you…
- Well Mr. Turner, I’ve changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
- Not if you’re the one doing the ambushing. I go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus out of them with your little cannons, eh? What do you have to lose?
- She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
- Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
- When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.
- You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you?
- Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
- No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
- Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
- No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass, ol’ what’s-er-face.
- Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
- Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?
- I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!
- Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got
- I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!
- Can’t let you do that, William. ‘Cause if Jones is dead, who’s to call his terrible beastie off the hunt, eh? Now, if you please. The key.
- Ah-ha! So, we’ve established my proposal as sound in principle. Now, we’re just haggling over price.
- You mistrust me? Listen, you can mistrust him, trust me.
- Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it *really* that you’ve ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
- Have you not met Will Turner? He’s noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four… maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention… he’s in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?
- No. If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever we dont’ have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Yep! I’m good wiv it. Shall we seal it in blood… I mean… ink? - Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon.
- I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
- Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip.
- Cuttlefish… eh… let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish… bind them up together and they’ll devour themselves without a single thought… Human nature, in’it? Ooor… rather fish nature… So yes… we could hold up here well-provisioned and well-armed… and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me no matter how you slice it! Or as my colleague so naively suggested, we can release Calypso, and God-willing, she will show us mercy… I rather doubt it. Can we just ignore that she is a woman scorned, the fury the likes of which Hell hath no? We cannot. And so, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words that are coming out of me mouth… Captain Swann.
- Now, Will, you tell me somethin’. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin’ damsel? Or… A damsel in distress? Or… whatever…
- Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.
- This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and gone. Why is it gone?
- Why would he do that? Because he’s a lummox, isn’t he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and not invite him!
- And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
- Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded.
- I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything’s gone to pot!
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may i be the first to say that these quotes are very funny and everything that is captain jacks sparrow. but there is one i remember that isn’t listed. “why is the rum always gone?”
Haha thats exactly what I thought after I read this. “why is all the rum gone?”
Exactly!That is his best quote ever
Hey Guys “why is all the rum gone?”
haha
Great quotes, but you forgot something…
Mullroy: What’s your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he’s telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.
OMG that is the best line from the movie! love this series!
you guys forgot this one!
“close your eyes and pretend it’s a bad dream. that’s how i get by”
- conversation with lord beckett in PoTC : At World’s End
you forgot i didn’t steal i just borrowed without asking
and with every intention of giving it backX-D
i LOVE JACK SPARROW:D
i jst lov the charctr…jack sparrow…its excllnt ….sorry..not excllnt…it is the BEST….enjoy guys…
you forgot this one…
Elizabeth:Captain Sparrow!
Sparrow:Come to join me crew, lad?Welcome aboard.
Elizabeth:Im here to find the man i love
Sparrow:Im deeply flattered son, but my first and only love is the sea.
you forgot
Elizabeth: I mean Will.
Jack: Elizabeth!(to gibbs) Hide the rum
hey, awesome quotes, and i know u can’t get them all, but i always like this one from POTC: at worlds end.
Beckett: You’re mad
Sparrow: Well, if i wasn’t this would never have worked.
I LOVE CAPTIN JACK!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT, U FORGOT 1 OF THE MOST IMPORTANT QUOTES OF ALL IN THE 1ST MOVIE.
“GENTLEMEN (ME LADY), LET THIS BE THE DAY THAT U REMEMBER, HOW U ALMOST CAUGHT,CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.”
AND A FEW OTHERS:
“HOW BOUT 3 SHILLINGS, AND WE FORGET THE NAME?”
“STICKS AND STONES, LOVE…”
“I KNOW THOSE GUNS……….IT`S THE PEARL.”
“NO SURVIVORS? THEN WHERE DO THE STORYS COME FROM THEN?”
“COME ON U FLITHY, SLIMY, MANGY CAT.”
“THAT`S INTERESTING.”
JACK:”HOW FAR ARE U WILLING TO GO 4 HER?”
WILL:”I`D DIE 4 HER.”
JACK:”AH, GOOD! NO WORRYS THEN.”
“EVERYONE STAY CALM, WE ARE TAKING OVER THIS SHIP.”
“I`M CAPTIN JACK SPARROW, SAVVY?”
“HE`S A BLOODY PIRATE, A SCALYWAG.”
“TORTUGA.”
OK, DON`T TAKE THIS MESSAGE OFFENSIVLY PLEASE. THIS IS JUST THE FIRST MOVIE AND THIS EVEN ALL OF THEM. PLEASE, NO ONE BE MAD. I`M JUST TRY`IN TO HELP, SAVVY?
you got one of the quotes wrong…
captain jack sparrow doesnt say “come on you filthy, slimy mangy CAT” remember, he’s talking to the dog….
he said “COME ON YOU FILTHY, SLIMY, MANGY CUR” cur is another word for dog…
luv your quotes… Captain jack Sparrow is awsome!.. i love his Garden party quote!! XD & his cuttlefish speech! his huge missing vessel!! i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt!!!! luvv all ur quotes!!!!
but some others i luv are..
CaptainJack Sparrow: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You’ve burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
CaptainJack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won’t see it?
Captain Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?!
Captain Jack Sparrow…..”It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible.” Well, it bloody is now! There’ll be no living with her after this.
Captain Jack Sparrow: “You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?”
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Norrington:and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
Captain Jack Sparrow:” But you have heard of me.
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Elizabeth: That’s it, then? That’s the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
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Jack Sparrow: BELAY THAT ORDER! Belay, belay that! [talking over them] BELAY. BELAY. STOW. STOW. SHUT IT!
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Jack Sparrow: You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?
Lord Cutler Beckett: ???????
Jack Sparrow: …? ? .. I’m Captain Jack Sparrow! ..
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Jack Sparrow: [walking Scarlett and Giselle to the Black Pearl] Granted, it tends to list to port, and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed.
Scarlett: [seeing a dinghy instead of the Pearl] Is that it? The Black Pearl. Not very big.
Jack Sparrow: Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?
Giselle: [sees a ship in distance] Is that it there?
Jack Sparrow: Yes, there it is! Why is it there?… It’s much larger up close.
I know u have part of it but i put the rest
- imdb
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CaptainJack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs. Any particular reason why my ship is gone?
Mr. Gibbs: Ship?! We’re on the ship, Cap’n!
Captain Jack Sparrow: …
Mr. Gibbs: CAP’N. THE SHIP’S GONE!
Jack Sparrow: …REALLY?!
Captain Jack sparrow talking to scarlett & Giselle
Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don’t love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I’ve never been to Brussels. It is pronounced “egregious”. By the way, no, I’ve never met Pizzaro, but I love his pies. and all of this pales in utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
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( i know you have the last part of it but i wanted to put the rest w/ it : ] )
I’m sorry i put so much!!! i know u have some quotes already.. but i just put the rest!!
good job on picking quotes!! u got alot of my faves!!!!
many arn’t in order & i didnt get to serprate them all!.. like ” you seem familliar, have i threatened you before?”..it obviously doesnt go w/ the others b4 & i didnt put a line! sorry!
all great quotes but im going to add some if you dont mind
Barbossa: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
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Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal .
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means “no”.
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Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain… Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: …for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature…
Elizabeth: This is wrong…
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: …impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England…
Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh
Town Clerk: …arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
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Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.
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Anamaria: You’re daft, lady! You both are!
Mr. Gibbs: Daft like Jack.
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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed ‘em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.
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[duelling with Jack, Barbossa suddenly throws away his sword]
Barbossa: You can’t beat me, Jack!
[In reply, Jack stabs him with his sword. Barbossa simply sighs, pulls the blade out of his body and stabs Jack with it. He smiles as Jack totters - but is shocked when a shaft of moonlight turns Jack into a cursed skeleton of his former self... ]
Jack Sparrow: [examining his new form] That’s interesting…
Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa, an Aztec coin dancing on his fingers] I couldn’t resist, mate…
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Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
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Jacoby: I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
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Grapple: Say goodbye.
[a sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window]
Will Turner: Goodbye.
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Will Turner: We’re going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
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Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
Mr. Gibbs: He’s a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one’s yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton’s… parrot. Same question.
Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means ‘yes.’
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Barbossa: You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.
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[last lines]
Jack Sparrow: Now… bring me that horizon.
[humming]
Jack Sparrow: “And really bad eggs.” Drink up me ‘earties. Yo ho.
[snaps compass shut]
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Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?
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Will Turner: This is either madness… or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
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Barbossa: I want 50 per cent of ye plunder.
Jack Sparrow: 15.
Barbossa: 40.
Jack Sparrow: 25.
Barbossa: [considering]
Jack Sparrow: And I’ll buy you the hat. A really BIG one… Commodore.
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Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par… snip, parsley…
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That’s the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of “Parley”.
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.
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[Before Jack steals the Interceptor]
Norrington: That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever seen.
[after Jack steals the Interceptor]
Officer: That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
Norrington: So it would seem.
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Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.
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Jack Sparrow: That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my ship.
Elizabeth: But you were marooned on this island before, weren’t you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.
Jack Sparrow: To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice - unlikely - young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
Elizabeth: But you’re Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I’ve read about or not? How did you escape last time?
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Jack Sparrow: …and then they made me their chief.
Jack Sparrow: [upon seeing Elizabeth plunge into the ocean] Will you be saving her then?
Mullroy: I can’t swim.
[Jack looks at Murtogg... no he won't do either]
Jack Sparrow: Pride of the King’s navy you are. Do not lose these.
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[Jack sees Mr. Cotton's parot]
Jack Sparrow: Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. I think we all arrived at a very special place eh?
[Governor acts disgusted]
Jack Sparrow: Spiritually. Ecumenically. Grammatically.
[Walks over to Commondore]
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.
[Turns to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth. It would never have worked out between us, darling.
[Elizabeth looks confused]
Jack Sparrow: I’m sorry. Will. Nice hat.
[Will smiles]
Jack Sparrow: [Jack runs up to the edge of the balcony and turns to everybody] Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that…
[Falls off balcony]
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Now all of us know there is more better quotes, but these are the ones i came up with, savvy?
u forgott the one barbosa said
Im disenclind to aquest your request it means no funny
“Gentleman I was my hands of this weirdness!”
“No wind? Of coarse there’s no bloody wind!”
you for got the ever important:
if i may lend a mashiti to your intalectuial thicket…..
MY Peanut!
“why is all the rum gone?”
Will: I said to myself “Think like Jack”
Jack: And this is what you’ve come up with? Leaving a trail to Shipwreak Cove as so to gain trust from Cutler and free your father? I’m insulted. It’s like you don’t know me at all, mate.”
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(Multiple Jacks)
Jack 1: Think like the whelp, think like the whelp, think like the whelp.
Jack 2: Hinges, hinges, hinges
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Nobody move! I dropped me brain!
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Jack: In case you haven’t noticed, we are still short one pirate lord, and I am as content as a cucumber to wait until Sao Feng joins us.
Elizebeth: Sao Feng is dead.
Jack: And he made you Captain? Well, they’re just giving the title away now.
actuallly you forgot the bloody inbetween the and title
Elizabeth: THIS IS MADNESS!!!
Jack: THIS IS POLITICS!!
Loved that quote..
ok one more thing you forgot elizibeth: what??? jack: (imitating elizibeth) what?? thats funny
heres one more funny one like its were jack and will are talking at night and jack ask william do you notice somthing that is not there to be noticed will: … you haven’t raised an alarm. jack: weird isnt it. i think he said weird correct me if im wrong
no its
Captain Jack Sparrow:do you notice something or rather do you noice something that is not there to be noticed
will: … you haven’t raised an alarm.
jack: weird isnt it.
thats what i said
oooo opps my bad :S
Jack: That’s the one, parley.
Pintel: Parley? DAmn. to the depths watever muttenhead first thought up parley…
Jack: That would be the french..{deleted scene}..also the inventors of mayonaise..
Pintel: (growls)
I think you forgot this one ( We’ll fight, dear friends. We’ll fight……to run away!) Correct me if i’m mistaken but otherwise i totally loved it. Thank you so much!
You all forgot the best line of all.
(loud gunshot heard) BANG!!! My Peanut
Maties, I am about to comandeer to mother ship of Hallow’s Eve! I must take these quotes to use in my pirating schemes tonight, savvy?
lol i justlove potc!!!!!!!!! its da ultimate best
Elizabeth: “Our location has been betrayed. Jones is under the command of lord Beckett and on the way here.”
Jocard: “Who is this betrayer?”
Barbossa: “Not likely anyone among us.”
Elizabeth: “Where is Will?”
Jack: “Not among us.”
good quotes but im not sure if this one was said (it might have been)
[in POTC1 (the fight in the cave thing)]
Barbossa: so what now Jack Sparrow we be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgement day
Captain Jack Sparrow: or you could surrender
depp este dragut
Oh he is the best Character ever!! Captain Jack Sparrow is the best can’t get over it.
You forgot these:
I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt and guess wats inside it!
Buggard
Savvy?
Trim that sail brost on the midway. What are you doing? The Captain is giving orders of this ship. That makes you chart man.
The worlds still the same theres just less in it.
Good thing for that, if I wasn’t this would probably never work. And that was without even a single drop of rum.
Close Your eyes and pretend it’s a bad dream thats how I get by.
Up is down. Well thats madley less than than unhelpful.
Aye is arguing the point pirates gathering I’m pointing my ship the other way. Still working on that but I won’t be going back to the locker mate count on that.
Apparently theres some high thing to do over the forte how could it be that two such lovely gentleman as yourselves did not inherit an invitation?
Goodone. Just come for me effects.
Do you? Cruel is a matter of respect
Undone
“You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin. “
THAT’S the one I was waiting for! hahaha!!! BEST! That and, “I want my jar of dirt!”
Elizabeth:jack?where is will?
Jack:darping i am really unhappy to inform u but under an unfotunate and unseeable series of consequences your belle is perr-ganged onthe flying dutchman.
Go fuck a tree
“Why is the rum always gone?…oh, thats why.” LOL love this one!!!
I LIKE THIS SERIES OF DIALOGUES ON JACK SPARROW.
I FEEL LUCKY TO BE IN THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE A BIGGGG FAN OF CAPTAIN JACK… COZ PIRATE ISSZ IN THEIR BLOOD……..!!!!!!!!!
It’s a key
No! Much more better! It is a DRAWING of a key. Gentleman, what do keys do?
Keys, unlock things?
Oh Buggard….. Just a Little Seasoning Eh?
” were going to have a magnifisant garden party and your not invited”
I actually love them all! What a great blog!
I will add a few of thos in my group on facebook, http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=285256520228
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What did the bird say?!?!?!
best quote ever♥
very interesting website, how can i put it into my google reader?
In the deleted scenes of the first one, there’s a quote…
Jack: Parsnip, parsley, par…par…
Regetti: Parley?
Jack: PARLEY!! That’s the one!!
Pintel: Parley?! Damn to the depths whatever muttenhead thought of parley
Jack: That would be the french. Latin-based of course…inventors of Mayonnaise.
Pintel: I like mayonnaise.
Jack: …(not really listening)…and raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Such a shame about raisins.
These are lines almost directly from another scene in a movie called Benny & Joon which he did with Mary Stuart Masterson….I’m assuming he remembered that from B & J, and improvised…just goes to show how brilliant he is
i think this is one of the best quote…i love it…:>:>
“When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.”
There’s also my favourite one…..”So now we’re being followed by rocks….never heard that one before”
“Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue.”
Jack: (snatches pistol back from pirate and hits him on the head with it) “Oi! My Pistol!”
Jack: “Nobody move! I’ve dropped me brain!”
Jack: “Stop blowing holes in my ship!”
haha, the eunich line is the best “you need to find yourself a girl mate… or perhaps you’ve alread found one and the reason you practice three hours a day is because you are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunich are you?”
and did anybody else notice that despite him being an idiot, he somehow manages you use huge unheard of words.. and correctly at that?
Jack asked himself, “Why is the rum always empty?”
He gets up, staggers, and says “Oh, that’s why”